I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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