I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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