think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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