So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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