Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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