That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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