things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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