Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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