That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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