i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
birth control should be required to get into college
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Come on in and take your pants off
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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