Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
tell me about the eggs
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