I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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