just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I need to calm my uterus...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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