I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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