a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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