Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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