it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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