Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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