I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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