lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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