Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Text me some of your sweat
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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