oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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