you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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