porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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