Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize