She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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