a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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