Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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