I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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