If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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