I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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