the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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