So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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He kissed a someone with a penis
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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