I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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