Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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