meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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