Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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