i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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