So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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