she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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