So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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