Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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