Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think my moral compass just broke
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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