how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My boob is missing a layer of skin
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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