turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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