Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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