porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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