My nipple is on Facebook.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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