only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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