Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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